tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20214979567586002042011-07-28T11:23:47.281-07:00Moe Navidihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817493494663635367noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2021497956758600204.post-12135271015891011322009-08-19T09:45:00.000-07:002009-08-19T10:06:23.310-07:00<div align="center"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 120px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 53px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371718736363582738" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AfXsnphx0_4/SowtuupC9RI/AAAAAAAAAXI/crrhQaAUfy0/s200/LogoFullBlueSmall%5B1%5D.gif" /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AfXsnphx0_4/SowtvOCS4II/AAAAAAAAAXQ/K1ieQJljBHY/s1600-h/Moe+Navidi+full+shot+1.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 120px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 134px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5371718744790982786" border="0" alt="" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AfXsnphx0_4/SowtvOCS4II/AAAAAAAAAXQ/K1ieQJljBHY/s200/Moe+Navidi+full+shot+1.jpg" /></a> Windem Real Estate<br />Get The Wind Behind You!<br />Moe Navidi<br />Real Estate Consultant<br />Lic# 01753283<br />Tel: (949) 892-7077<br /><a href="mailto:gooddeals@homesbynavidi.com">gooddeals@homesbynavidi.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.homesbynavidi.com/">http://www.homesbynavidi.com</a><br /><br /><strong>Please relax and have a laughter, don't take life so seriously</strong><br /><div align="left"><br />1- CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!<br /><br />2- MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master!<br /><br />3- DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage!<br /><br />4- LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either!<br /><br />5- CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!<br /><br />6- COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!<br /><br />7- TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!<br />8- DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage!<br /><br />9- CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!<br /><br />10- ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before!<br /><br />11- CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read!<br /><br />12- SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!<br /><br />13- OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!<br /><br />14- YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!<br /><br />15- ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!<br /><br />16- COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together!<br /><br />17- EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes!<br /><br />18- ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions!<br /><br />19- PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead!<br /><br />20- DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip!<br /><br />21- OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river!<br /><br />22- OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"<br /><br />23- PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY !<br /><br />24- MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!<br /><br />25- FATHER: A banker provided by nature!<br /><br />26- CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught!<br /><br />27- BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!<br /><br />28- POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later!<br /><br />29- DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you!<br /><br /></div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2021497956758600204-1213527101589101132?l=lifeisnotrealestate.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Moe Navidihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03817493494663635367noreply@blogger.com0