Windem Real Estate
Get The Wind Behind You!
Moe Navidi
Real Estate Consultant
Lic# 01753283
Tel: (949) 892-7077
gooddeals@homesbynavidi.com
http://www.homesbynavidi.com
Please relax and have a laughter, don't take life so seriously
1- CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
2- MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master!
3- DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage!
4- LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either!
5- CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!
6- COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!
7- TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
8- DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage!
9- CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!
10- ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before!
11- CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read!
12- SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
13- OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!
14- YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!
15- ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!
16- COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together!
17- EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes!
18- ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions!
19- PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead!
20- DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip!
21- OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river!
22- OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
23- PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY !
24- MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
25- FATHER: A banker provided by nature!
26- CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught!
27- BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!
28- POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later!
29- DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you!
Get The Wind Behind You!
Moe Navidi
Real Estate Consultant
Lic# 01753283
Tel: (949) 892-7077
gooddeals@homesbynavidi.com
http://www.homesbynavidi.com
Please relax and have a laughter, don't take life so seriously
1- CIGARETTE: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!
2- MARRIAGE: It's an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master!
3- DIVORCE: Future Tense of Marriage!
4- LECTURE: An art of transmitting Information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of students without passing through the minds of either!
5- CONFERENCE: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present!
6- COMPROMISE: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece!
7- TEARS: The hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water-power!
8- DICTIONARY: A place where divorce comes before marriage!
9- CONFERENCE ROOM: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on!
10- ECSTASY: A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before!
11- CLASSIC: A book which people praise, but never read!
12- SMILE: A curve that can set a lot of things straight!
13- OFFICE: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life!
14- YAWN: The only time when some married men ever get to open their mouth!
15- ETC: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do!
16- COMMITTEE: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together!
17- EXPERIENCE: The name men give to their Mistakes!
18- ATOM BOMB: An invention to bring an end to all inventions!
19- PHILOSOPHER: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead!
20- DIPLOMAT: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip!
21- OPPORTUNIST: A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river!
22- OPTIMIST: A person who while falling from EIFFEL TOWER says in midway "SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!"
23- PESSIMIST: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, Instead of the first letter in OPPORTUNITY !
24- MISER: A person who lives poor so that he can die RICH!
25- FATHER: A banker provided by nature!
26- CRIMINAL: A guy no different from the other, unless he gets caught!
27- BOSS: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early!
28- POLITICIAN: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence Later!
29- DOCTOR: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you!